in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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