You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
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