I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
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