The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
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