We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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