i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Do vagina's smell?
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
Randomize
