absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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