he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
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