He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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