If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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