The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
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