god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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