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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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