She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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