Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
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