Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
Soon to be ex is nowhere to be found. Her attorney/new BF just showed up. 30 minutes late looking hungover. Pretty sure I'm getting the kids AND the house!
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