okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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