I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
I just ate a cockroach and I want to be a fire truck.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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