This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
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