Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
My new sobriety test is "how many times do I have to attempt to put toothpaste on my brush"... It takes a while.
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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