Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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