I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
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