sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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