if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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