Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
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