just tell him i said nine months
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
Randomize
