I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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