My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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