i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
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