We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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