I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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