fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
Randomize
