I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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