That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
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