I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
I won't apologize to a one balled man
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
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