Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
Randomize
