There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
Randomize
