i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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