It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
Randomize
