i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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