STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
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