no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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