I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
Randomize
