If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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