Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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