so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
this homeless guy just told me to make a wish on his magic plastic spoon but said to be careful what i wish for...
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
Randomize
