I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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