elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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