Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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