Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
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