She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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